Some people make their own jokes to make other laugh. Such people are really great. If you too want to crack some jokes, then here i am listing top hindi jokes, these are the best jokes ever in Hindi. You can share these jokes with your friends.
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Top 10 Best Jokes Ever in Hindi
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Hindi Funny Jokes Santa Banta
Santa Banta are very famous funny character in India. There are lots of jokes on Santa Banta. You will like these Santa Banta funny jokes.
संता पप्पू से शादीशुदा लड़की और शादीशुदा लड़का में क्या अंतर है।
पप्पू- मंगलसूत्र लटका हो तो लड़की शादीशुदा…..
और मुंह लटका हो तो लड़का शादीशुदा
Pappu Jokes in Hindi
In India pappu is usually refer to stupid or Idiot, immature person. There are lots of funny pappu jokes in Hindi. Here i am sharing best pappu jokes ever.
- Pappu’s Attitude In Exams.
They give me questions which i don’t know.
So………………
I give them answers which they don’t know.
Why???
“Tit For Tat“
Teacher Student Joke
Teacher and student jokes are always cracked in all language and country. We too have some funny teacher student jokes.
पप्पू एक बार पार्टी में गया ,,
वहाँ उसने दबा दबा के 10 बटर नान खा लिए ,,
थोड़ी देर बाद पेट में दर्द हुआ ,,
भाग कर टॉयलेट में गया ,,
पेट पकड़ कर बोला –
.
बहुत दर्द हो रहा है ,,
..
हे भगवान या तो जान निकाल दे या नान निकल दे
- Teacher : Google is a girl or a boy..?
Student: Google is a Girl…..because it won’t let you complete
the whole sentence and start guessing, suggesting…..and
you ask only one question…..
but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds….
Teacher: clever boy .
- Question: “How to kill an ant?Asked in an Exam for 10 Marks!!
Student:Mix Chilly Powder with Sugar,& keep It Outside the Ant’s Hole..! After eating, Ant will Search for some Water near a Water tank.Push ant in to it.. =!! Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire,When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into D fire..!! Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!! And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from it’s Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !!
MORAL:
Don’t Play with Students.. !!
They can do any thing for 15 Marks..
Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes in Hindi
Girlfriend and Boyfriend are always part of comedy, so here are some jokes on boyfriend girlfriend.
- Girlfriend: setting password for her laptop with
boyfriend sitting beside her…
She types “BRAIN” as
password.
Boyfriend:Fell down of his chair , laughing
Because laptop replied:“TOO SMALL”.
गर्ल:- मैं तुम्हारे लिए आग पे चल सकती हूँ…
नदी में कूद सकती हूँ…
लड़का:- लव यू जानू..
क्या तुम मुझे अभी मिलने आ सकती हो…
..
गर्ल:- पागल हो क्या इतनी धूप में…
- Why girls live longer than boys????
Scientific studies have proved that
“SHOPPING” never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,
. “PAYING the “BILLS” does 
- Teacher: Tell the name of Any Microsoft Product?
Sam: MS Excel
John:MS Word
Matt:MS PowerPoint
Santa:After Thinking a lot
……..
“MS Dhoni”.
Husband Wife jokes in Hindi
It’s very normal that people crack lots of jokes on Husband wife.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
- Height of Facebook update
A newly born baby’s status
“Thanks God! Got delivered successfully.”
At- Apollo hospital, jaipur. With
Suresh, Ramesh, Sonu, Moni and my girl friend Sonam.
- When Arryabhatta checked my papers,
………………
May be he invented Zero.
- Teacher: Homework Kyun nahi Kiya?
Student: Sir, Light nahi Thi
Teacher: To MomBatti Jala
Lete …
Student: Sir, Maachis nahi Thi
Teacher: Machis Kyun nahi thi
Student: Pooja ghar me rakhi thi.
Teacher: To Wahan Se Le Aate
Student: Nahaya Hua nahitha
Teacher: Nahaye Kyun nahi thi.
Student: Pani Nahi Tha Sir.
Teacher: Pani Kyu Nahi Tha?
Student: Sir Motor Nahi Chal Rahi Thi.
Teacher: Ullu Ke Pathe Motor Kyun Nahi Chal Rahi
Thi ?
Student: Sir Bataya to ttha Light nahi thi
- Girlfriend: I Am Going To Marry
Someone Else, Forget Me
Forever !!
Boyfriend: Naa Tere Aane Ki Khushi,na
Tere Jaane Ka Gam,
Jaao Bahen Jao Jee Lo Apni Zindagi,
Doosri Pata Leinge Hum
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