All New 51 Funny Status List for Whatsapp and Facebook
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I am my favorite
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I am not born to please people, So if you want to get pleased try me in next life…good luck!
I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana — mafia.
I am shy at first, but once I get comfortable… I do craziest of things.
I am so cool; my selfie is called a kulfi!
A black cat does the job of stopping people effectively than a RED signal.
A black cat would definitely stop people rather than a RED signal – Funny whatsapp status ideas.
A broken clock is right twice a day.
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
As you get closer and closer to the end of this status, I think it’s important that you lower your expectations.
Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.
Asking if I’m hungry is like asking if I want money
Assume God’s playing angry birds… If a bird hit your window.
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Christmas came early this year! My neighbor just upgraded our Internet speed… I mean his Internet speed. Or whatever…
Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden.
Complain to get better service.
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Do people who exercise not know about ice cream and Netflix?
Do what is “Right”, not what is “Easy”.
Doctors waiting room needs some music. And better lighting. And more women. And a pole in the middle of the room. And a buffet.
doesn’t suffer from insanity… he enjoys every minute of it
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
I’m slowly becoming more unable to fit my hand into a pringles can… is this what growing up feels like?
I’m the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb diffuser.
I’m too poor to pay attention during lectures.
I’ve always wondered if film directors wake up screaming “CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!” when they have nightmares.
I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
I’ve never seen a tombstone that read: “Died from not forwarding that text to ten people.”
If “Da Vinci Code” has been written by Punjabi author then its name would be “Vinci Da Code”!
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day ?
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
New generation – Smartphones & Lazy people.
NextGen: Smartphones but lazy people.
Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Seeing a spider is nothing. The problem is when it disappears.
Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.
seen pictures of you naked on the internet.
She loves me or not but I love her a lot. ?
Shout Out to the Kids in the Projects that left some Milk & Cookies out for Santa but the Roaches got to it first.
Silence is the best powerful scream.
Silent persons are said to have loudest minds.
Simply be you…
Sleep till you’re hungry… Eat till you’re asleep.
slept like a baby last night…. Waking up every 3 hours crying for food.
Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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All New 51 Funny Status List for Whatsapp and Facebook