Funny Sayings for Whatsapp
Sometime I gt
so weired,I evn
freak myslf out.
Wthout Stupid people
We wld hve no one 2 laugh at.
Take d tym n thnk a stupid
person for their contributn.
Let’s eat grandpa.
Let’s eat, grandpa.
crct punctuation cn
sve a prsn’s lyf.
The dfrnce between
skul n lyf?
In skul, u’re taught
a lesson n thn given
a test. In lyf, u’re
givn a test tht
teaches u a lesson.
Old people at wedngs
olwyz poke me n
say “U’re next.” So,
I strted doing d same thing
2 thm at funerals.
Whn I am bored, I
send a txt 2 a
random nmbr
sayng “I hide d
body… now wht? “
Whn I am SINGLE,
ol I see r couples
being happy.
Whn I am DATING
some1,ol I see r
singles being happy
Nothng mves fster
thn a grl untagging
hrslf frm an
ugly picture.
I am nt am alcoholic
I only drink 2
times a year.
On my b’day,
nd whn its
not my b’day.
As u gt older
3 thngs happn.
The 1st is ur
memory goes, nd
I can’t remember
d othr two.
Shopping is betr
thn sex.Atleast if
u’re nt satisfied,
u cn xcnge
it for somethng
u realy like..
I chnged my passwrd
everywhr to ‘incorrect.’
Tht way whn i frgt me,
‘Your passwrd is incorrect.’
Being populr on
FACEBOOK
is lyk sittng at d
cool tble in a cafeteria
at a MENTAL HOSPITAL.
U dn’t knw somethng?
Google it.
U dn’t knw some1?
Facebook it.
U dn’t fnd somethng?
MOM!
Funny Sayings for Whatsapp