Funny Messages For Whatsapp and Facebook In Hindi Language 2016
We all know that Funny Messages plays an very important role in our daily life. If we works 8-10 hours in a day then our mind got bored. If we read some funny messages after working then our mind got refreshed. So when you feel tired bu your work then please read these funny messages in hindi for sometime, you will get a new energy in your body. So this is our suggestion to you please bookmark this page in your web browser. After bookmarking you can easily open this page in your device. You can easily send these funny messages for whatsapp to your friends. If your friend are working in a company any he have too many works in a day then please send these messages to your friend and increase your trust.
Funny Messages In Hindi For Whatsapp
1. Gadha: Mera Maalik Bahut Marta Hai..
Kutta: To Tu Bhaag Kyu Nahi Jaata..?
Gadha: Uski Khubsurat Ladki Hai,
Jab Padhai Nahi Karti To Kehta Hai,
Teri Shaadi Ghade Se Kara Dunga..
Bas Isi Umeed Pe Tika Hu..!
2. Father: U Should Marry This
Girl, She Is Kalavati,
Gunwanti And Roopmati..
Son: I’ll Have To Marry My
Girlfrnd, Bcoz She’s Garbhavati!
3. Jab Se Hua Hai Pyar Dil Bas Me
Nahi Ho Raha Hai, Sab Ho Raha Hai
Minus Kuch Plus Nahi Ho Raha
Hai.. Aapke Pyar Ka Ajab Sa
Jaadu Chaa Gaya Hai, Na Carbon
Dioxide Bahar Ja Raha Hai,
Na Oxygen Andar Aa Raha Hai..!
4. Mausam Ye Haseen Kehta Hai Pyar
Karle, Dil Deewana Kehta Hai
Ikraar Karle.. Chahat Kehti
Hai Izhaar Karle, Par Mummy Kehti
Hai Pehle Mbbs To Pass Karle!
5. Accha Sila Diya Tune Mere Pyar
Ka, Yaar Ne Hi Loot Liya Ghar
Yaar Ka.. Now Remix..
Accha Kurta Siya Tune Mere Naap Ka,
Naap Mera Liya Aur Siya Baap Ka..!
6. 90% Girls In Facebook Say
They Are In Relationship..
90% Boys In Facebook Say
They Are Single..
Then Who Are Liars..?..?
Boys Or Girls..???
7. A Husband Gave The Key Of
His New Car To Wife,
With A Warning..
Darling,
If U Met With Accident,
Newspapers Will Print Ur Age!
8. Girl To God After Results..
Hazaro Ki Kismat There Haath
Me Thi, Agar Pass Kar Deta
To Kya Baat Thi.. God Replied..
Kitaabe To Sari Tere Paas Thi,
Agar Boyfrnd Thoda Kam Bana
Leti To Kya Baat Thi..!
9. In Your Life, When You Wake
Up & Don’t See Any One,
Then Come To Me, I’ll Be
There To Hold Ur Hand & Take
You To The Eye Specialist.
10. I Want U To Know That U Are
Very Important To Me, It’s
Impossible For Me To Live
Without U Even 4 A Second!
U R My Life & I Can Feel U
Everywhere.. Don’t Mind
I Was Talking About Oxygen.
11. Boy: Ro Kyu Rhe Ho..?
Girl: Exm Me Mere Kam Marks Aaye Hai.
Boy: Kitne Aaye Hai..
Girl: Sirf 88%
Boy: Khuda Ka Khoff Kar.. Itne Me
To 2 Ladke Paas Ho Jaate Hai.!!
12. Msg Na Karke Dil Tod Diya Mera,
Ab Apna Iphone Ko Dafna Dena..
Kafan Na Mile To Apna Rumal
Udha Dena, Koi Puche Rog
Kya Tha..? To Nazre Jhuka
Ke Apni Kanjoosi Bata Dena..!
13. Ek Makkhi Ganje Ke Sir Par
Bithe Thi, Dusri Ne Kha: Wah.!
Kya Ghar Mila Hai Tujhe…
1st Makkhi: Nhi Re, Abhi
To Sirf Plot Khrida Hai..!
14. Milenge Hum Aap Se Milte
Rehenge, Mohabbat Ki Yaad
Dilaate Rahenge.. Tajmahal
To Mehanga Padega, Par
Mumtaz Hum Bante Rahenge!
15. Papu Apne Papa Se Mujhe Shaadi
Karni Hai
Papa: Beta Kise Ke Sath..?
Papu: Daadi Ke Sath.!
Papa: Kamine Wo Mere Maa Hai..!
Papu: To Aap Ne Mere
Maa Ke Sath Kyu Ke..!!
16. Aasmaan Fata Aur Dharti Hil
Gayi, Aap Ne Socha Humse Mukti
Mil Gayi.. Arre Hum Zara
Sa Busy Kya Hue, Aap Ne Socha
Accha Hai Musibat Tal Gayi!
17. Rootha Hai Wo Aise Humse, Jaise
Hum Sach Me Unhe Mana Lenge..
Itna Waqt Kaun Bekaar Kare, Itne
Me To Hum Dusra Pata Lenge..!
18. Kyu Har Bar Musam Ki Tarah
Badal Jate Ho, Har Naye Din
Dil Hamara Dukhate Ho, Ye
Bat Sunkar Hamari Ruh Tak
Kap Gaye, Ki Tum Ab Bartan
Dhone Wale Sabun Se Nahate Ho.
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19. Yaron Ki Yari Pe Shak Nahi
Karte Jab Don Sms Karte Hai
To Bak Bak Nahi Karte Pareshan
Krte Ho Jab Don Busy Ho Ab
Don Free Hai To Sms Nahi Karte.
20. Tab Bahut Taklif Hoti Hai Jab
Mam Bolti Hai Tera Aur Tere
Aage Wale Answer Same Hai
To Dil Se Awaj Ati Hai Toh Sala
Sawal B To Same Hi Tha Na.
21. Aap Hamare Dil Me Khuch Is
Tarah Sama Gaye Ho, Aap Hamari
Zindagi Me Kuch Is Tarah
Aagye Ho, Jaise Hare Bhare Khet
Me Kuch Sand Ghus Gaye Ho.
22. Meri Baat Gor Se Sunna, Agr
Koi Apko Pagal Kahe To Dukhi
Mt Hona, Afsos B Mt Krna Or
Rona B Mt, Bs Aram Se Chair
Pr Baith Kr Sochna Ki..
Sale Ko Pata Kaise Chala.
23. Ek Pagal Dusre Pagal Se, Main
Torch Jalata Hu, Tu Uski Light
Pakar Kar Upar Chand Pr Ja.
Ye Sun Kar Dusre Pagal Ne Kaha
K, Mujhe Pagal Samjha Hai, Tune
Kahi Bich Me Light Off Kar Di To.
24. Pappu Film Dekh Raha Tha, Film Me
Sher Aa Raha Tha, Pappu Dar Gaya,
Apna Chaadar Kandhe Pe Dala Or
Bhagne Lagaa! Ek Aadmi Khan Saab
Daro Mat Ye To Film He.
Pappu: Ye To Humko Bhi Malum He,
Ke Ye Film Hai, Par Use
Kya Pata.. Wo To Janwar Hai..!
25. Girl: Dua Karo Main Fail Ho Jaon..
Friend: Kyun?
Girl: Abbu Ne Kaha Hai Ke..
1st Aayi To Laptop..
2nd Aayi To Mobile Aur Fail Ho
Gayi To Shadi Karva Doon Ga!!
26. Ek Cute Se Bachhe Ko Dekh Kar,
Ek Ladki Ne Us Ke Gaal Par,
Kiss Kar Diya,
Ladki: I Am Sorry ,
Aap Ke Gaal Pe Lipstick Lag Gayi,
Bachha: It Is Ok Baby,
Kuchh Achha Karne Se Agar,
Daag Lagte Hain,Toh Daag Ache Hain
27. Ek Baccha Mummy Se Pitne Ke
Baad Apne Papa Se Bola..
Papa Kabi Africa Gaye Ho.?
Papa: Nahi Beta..
Baccha: Fir Itni Khaufnaak
Item Kaha Se Le Aaye..?
28. Pati Aur Patni Road Par Ghoom
Rahe The,
Patni Gadha Dekhkar Boli.
Apne Rishtedar Se Mil Lo ?
Pati: Namaste Sasurji, Kaise Ho?
29. Ek Baar Ek Buddhe Ko Sher Ne
Pakad Liya..
Old Man: Mujhe Chhod Do Mera
Khoon Thanda Ho Gaya Hai,
Kisi Jawan Ko Pakdo..
Lion: Aaj Mujhe Cold Drink
Peene Ka Mann Hai..!
30. Pappu: Yaar Achha Hua Main India
Me Paida Hua, America Mein Nahi.
Chintu: Q America Mein Paida
Hota To Kya Ho Jata..?
Pappu: Tu Bhi Na Yaar, Tujhe Pata
To Hai Mujhe English Kaha Aati Hai.
Funny Messages For Whatsapp and Facebook In Hindi Language 2016