Funny Jokes for Kids
Dad: Wht would u lyk 2 be whn
u grow up son?
Son: I wnt 2 be a garbage collctr
Dad.
Dad: Wht?! A garbage collctr of al
profesns?why?!
Son: Bcoz I hv seen thm wrk
only once a week.
Son: Mom, my frnds in school tease
me nd cal me a gal.
Mom: Dn’t wry, nxt tym smebdy cals u
lyk tht, hit thm wid ur hndbg nd
scratch their face.
Teacher: If u hv 10 chocolte ckes
nd sme1 asks for 2, hw
mny do u hv lft?
Me: 10
Teacher: Ok, wel wht if smebdy
frcibly tkes 2 of d ckes,
hw mny would u hv lft thn?
Me: 10 nd a dead bdy.
Teacher: Who is d presdnt of Iraq?
Johnny: I dn’t knw miss
Taecher: U ned 2 focus more on ur stdies.
Jounny: Plz mis, cn I ask a questn?
Teacher: Yes.
Jounny: Do u knw Angela?
Teacher: No, why?
Jounny: u ned 2 focus more on ur husband!
Funny Jokes for Kids