Do you know what’s the thing that always travels with a fish? The water! Hilarious, right? No worries we’ve got more where that one came from.
1. What happened to the fish that got away? It stinks!
2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fish. Fish who? Fish you later!
4. What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall? Dam!
5. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
6. What does a perch use to comb its hair? A piscary!
7. Where do baby crabs go when they’re very young? Shell daycare.
8. What did the octopus say when he ran out of ink? “I’m all out!”
9. What do you call a fish that can sing? A goldfish!
10. Did you hear the one about the tuna who couldn’t pay for his meal at a restaurant? His fin was empty.
11. What do sea monsters eat that aren’t very scary? Fish sticks!
12. I used to be a fish, but I got out of the gene pool.
13. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing – it just waved!
14. If you have two goldfish in a tank, how many will be alive at the end of the day? None.
15. Why couldn’t the mermaid finish her math test quickly? Because she had to find her fish scale first!
16. What do you call a fish with no teeth? A gumshoe!
17. Do you have an octopus in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
18. What kind of music do seahorses like to listen to? Hip-Hop!
19. Why did the whale take ballet lessons? He wanted to become a ballerina fish!
20. How can you tell if there is an elephant in the freezer? By seeing if the ice cream has spots!
21. What kind of fish is smarter than a third grader? A fourth-grader!
22. How do crabs like their coffee? With claws and legs!
23. What’s the best way to communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
24. Why do crabs like their coffee black? They can’t find their creamer!
25. Did you hear about the fish that went on vacation? He went to see the flip side!
26. What happened when the fish walked into the wall? He got knocked out!
27. Why can’t you take a bath in the ocean? Because of all the sharks!
28. What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cat? An animal that meows with its legs!
29. How does a fish become a mixed-race? It’s born half-shell!
30. What game did the crabs like to play best? A swimmingly fun game is known as “Fetch!”
31. Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Who dressed up as a crab for Halloween? Hermit-bob, of course!
33. Who is a fish’s favorite news anchor? Peter Fish!
34. What do you get when you cross a fish with a centaur? A creature that has scales and legs!
35. What did the octopus say to the catfish? Hi, Guppy!
36. Why can’t you hear a fish speak in space? Because there’s no atmosphere!
37. Where do fish go to get examined? The scales-cription!
38. What is a fish’s favorite state capital? Pierre! (pronounced “peer”)
39. Where do fish keep their money? In an octibank!
40. What has no heart, but lives in your chest? A submarine!
41. Which fish can jump the highest? A jump-fish!
42. What did the sea say to its waves? Quit splashing around or I’ll throw a rock at your water!
43. Why did the seahorse cross the road? To get to the Shell station!
44. How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
45. Why was the crab late for dinner? He was shellfish!
46. What is a fish’s favorite game show? Splash!
47. What did one jellyfish say to the other jellyfish? “If we don’t hang out together, we’ll surely perish!”
48. What does a fish eat with its dinner? Crab soup!
49. Why did the sea lion cross the road to Taco Bell? For a crunchy taco!
50. Who was the smartest fish in school? A Pisces!