1. What do you call a sad Egg?
A yol-low!
2. Why did the egg go to the hospital?
It was feeling a little shell-shock.
3. What’s an ogress’ favorite subject in school?
Eggscetics!
4. How do you make boiled eggs?
You boil them hard first, then you boil them again.
5. Why did the chicken sit on an egg?
To get a break!
6. What do you call a pig that lays eggs?
A hen!
7. Why did the Egg cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
8. What do you get if you cross an egg with a tennis ball?
An egg-cellent serve!
9. Why did the Egg go to the hospital?
To get his shell fixed!
10. What do you call an egg that can talk?
A tele-egg!
11. Why did the Egg hit the window?
To see what would happen if he didn’t crack first!
12. What did the Egg say to the other Egg?
I’ll Meet You at The Yolk!!!
13. What did the Egg say to his date?
It’s been egg-citing!
14. Why are eggs great for breakfast?
They make you feel omelettey after a while.
15. Why shouldn’t you sit next to an Egg?
He might crack up!
16. What is a ballet teacher’s favorite type of Egg?
A boiled one!
17. The puns were so egg-citing that she couldn’t even finish this pun list.
18. What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?
I want you to go out and have an egg-stra special day!
19. Why was the Egg late?
He had to wait for his yolk-er!
20. What do you call an Egg that is very unusual?
A hard-boiled one!
21. Why do chickens go to school?
To learn to spell egg!
22. What do you get if you cross an Egg with a chicken?
An egg-straodinary chicken!
23. What do you get if you cross an Egg with a bear?
A fur-nite egg!
24. What does a robin lay?
Eggs and Bacon!
25. Why did the Egg go to the picnic?
He heard the shell-arounds were lovely!
26. Why did the Egg go to court?
For an egg-zposure!
27. Why did the Egg sink to the bottom of the ocean?
He didn’t have enough buoy-eggs!
28. What do you call an Egg that is very important?
A golden one!
29. Why should you be nice to your Egg?
You never know when it will hatch!
30. What has yellow skin and writes?
An Egg-gwriter!
31. What do you call a woman who knows the ingredients of a boiled egg?
An Egg-straordinary cook!
32. What do you call a man who has no egg?
Egg-Conscious!
33. What is easier for a chicken to say?
Egg-scuse Me!
34. What did the Egg say to the other Egg while they were breaking on the ground?
Ouch! That had to hurt…
35. What would you get if you crossed an Egg with a lamp?
An Egg-straordinary table!
36. Why did the Egg go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling a little yolk!
37. What do you call an Egg that can walk?
A walkie-Egg!
38. Why shouldn’t you tell an Egg a secret?
He’ll tell everyone else!
39. Why did the Egg go to a music store?
To buy a shell kit!
40. What do you call an Egg with no eyes?
Egg-Scuse me, but I believe you have the wrong egg.
41. How did the Egg cross the road?
He just cracked it!
42. What is an Egg’s favorite sport?
Egg-Rackets!
43. What do you call edible earrings?
Egg-stravagant!
44. Why did the Egg go to the baker’s?
To buy a loaf of bread!
45. Why was the Egg kicked out of the internet cafe?
He just wasn’t yolk!
46. What kind of shoes do chickens wear?
Egg-sclusive slip-resistant footwear!
47. Why did the Egg go to Scotland?
He heard the Scotch eggs are lovely!
48. What do you use to catch a lost Egg?
A egg-stra net!
49. What do you call a book about chickens?
A HEN-tography!
50. Why did the egg go on his head?
Because he wanted to loaf around!