Teacher Student jokes

Teacher:sabse jyada nasha kis chiz me hota he? Student:padhai me Teacher: wo kaise? Student:Teacher, kitaben khole hi neend aa jati he..
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Teacher: “Ess line ki english banao- Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya.” Student: He done his work and done-dana-dan done-dana-dan.
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Teacher: Main Ne Subha Ko Khoobsurat Larki Dekhi Iss Ka Future Tense Batao? Student: Mai Kal Tak Wo Larki Phassa Loonga

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Teacher:
She Is Kidding…

Translated In Hindi…

Punjabi:
Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai

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Teacher in Class: Dehli min “Kutub Meenar” hai. A student was sleeping teacher wakes him and asks,What did I just say? Student: Dehli main Kutta Beemar hai.

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