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Remixing a Remix… makes it normal.
Road less traveled is because of a reason.
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Money can’t buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
Money talks…but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Movies are so unrealistic. This guy’s using his computer to access an alien ship & not once has it asked if he wants to upgrade his Adobe.
My handwriting isn’t bad… It’s my new calligraphy.
My heart says hamburger but my jeans say salad.
My life has a great cast, but I can’t figure out the plot.
My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.
Stop looking at my status
Stop looking for trouble
Stop looking here…
Stop looking here… Do some work instead!
Stop making eye contact while eating a banana.
Success comes before work only in a dictionary.
Success comes first than work… in a dictionary.
The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
The liberals can understand everything but people who don’t understand them
The longer the title the less important the job.
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.
When I drive if you beep your horn 1 second after the light changes green I will shut off my car, lay on the hood & feed birds for an hour.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always!
When I get home from school, the first thing I look for is food.
When I need to look for my phone, it’s on silent mode.
X believes that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free.
X is color blind and trying to solve a rubies cube… This could take a while.
X is coloring on your wall! ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>
X is Loading ████████████ 99%
X is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
X is the girl next door…if you live next door to a whore house.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
You just don’t see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore.
You know you’re getting old when the guys from the “cialis” commercials are starting to look hot.
You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
You live with what you tolerate.
You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.
You need not prove you’re good.
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