Is your boyfriend being a bit more of a serious grouch than usual? Are you looking for some comedy relief? Texting has become an integral part of modern communication, whether it’s with friends, family, significant others or people you want to date. If you’re looking to make your guy smile through text messaging, here are 57 funny things to text to your boyfriend.
Here are some things to say to your boyfriend that will make him laugh:
- If only I could rearrange the alphabet. I would put U and I together!
- They say we were made for each other…I believe it!
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?
- Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
- When did they start making your eyes sparkle like that?
- If you were a tear in my eye I would never cry again…
- You must be part bumble bee, cause you make my heart sting!
- When i daydream, its always about you…I think I have a problem.
- All the boys hate me cause they’re not you!
- Hey, are you a magician? Because every time I look at you – everyone else disappears.
- I’m not drunk, I’m in love!
- My love for you is like diarrhea…I can’t hold it in
- My love for you is like diarrhea…I can’t hold it in
- I want to be the only sheet on your bed!
- How did you do that?! How are you so perfect?
- If you were a pizza, I’d call you pepperoni.
- Are you lost love? Cause heaven is a long way from here…
- Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
- You must be the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
- Looking at you is like looking through a telescope. I can see it all clearly!
- If you were a booger I would pick you first.
- I’m crazy about you! Or maybe I’m just crazy…
- You must be part honey bee, cause honey i’d like to bEE with U!
- If I were a cat I would spend all 9 of my lives with you!
- When I count my blessings i count you twice …because your so amazing !!
- I am so excited to annoy you forever and ever…
- You’re a thief, and it’s my heart! Give back the key
- Drive me somewhere shady, I need to get out of the sun.
- Can you please send me a picture of yourself so I know you’re alive?
- I have a headache. Just kidding! It’s from watching you play video games.
- Please stop asking me what I’m thinking about. You don’t really want to know.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you.
- You’re the only person I know that can use a library card without owning any books.
- What did I do to deserve you?
- If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, then I’d have a garden.
- You make me feel like 100 bucks. No wait, let’s make that 150.
- So what do you like to do for fun? Oh, your job. Brilliant.
- I’m not an expert at anything, but I am good at being in love with you.
- I don’t know much about American football, but I know you’re the quarterback.
- Did you do something different with your hair? Because last time we hung out there was no chance of me running my fingers through it.
- You shouldn’t trust candles, they burn you the first chance they get.
- I wish I was your deodorant! Because I’d be all over your body!
- Don’t mistake my silence for ignorance; I’m just trying to come up with a good compliment.
- What does the Earth say to the Sun? Sorry I can’t see you, I’m busy.
- You’re so hot you set off the smoke alarm!
- Do you know what would look great on you? My heart. It might be a little small though.
- I’m going to keep you forever. Now pass me a pen – this is going to take a while.
- I’m not afraid of heights. I’m afraid of falling for you.
- You’re like math: everything makes sense when I add you up.
- I was just checking my messages. No need to get jealous. Well, not any more jealous than usual.
- You must be tired, you’ve been running through my mind all day.
- Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
- I just saw a sign that said ‘hotel’ and thought of you.
- You’re like the solar system, I could always stare at you all day long.
- I’ve had a really bad day. Mind if we make it better together?
- You must be a magician because the more time I spend with you, the less people seem to exist.
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