*Best New 107 Funny Status for Whatsapp
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Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when.
You always look for an empty place… to fart!
You are as useless as ‘ay’ in ‘okay’.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police
We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.
We live in WTF generation – Wikipedia, twitter, facebook
What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!
what has two ears and cant hear? —————–.> GRANDPA
What i if told you…you the read first line wrong…same with the second… ? :p
Warning!!! Aliens are coming to abduct all the sexy, beautiful people!! Don’t worry…you are OK. I just wanted to say “good-bye!”
The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
There are no winners in life…only survivors.
There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
There is a great need for sarcasm font.
There is no “i” in team…there is however an “i” in ‘win’, ‘achievement’, ‘prevail’, ‘triumph’, ‘first place’, ‘gold medalist’ and ‘champion’.
There’s no more dangerous entity on earth than a woman with a lot on her mind and nothing to do but think.
There’s no such thing as addiction, there’s only things that you enjoy doing more than life
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
They say, “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m awesome
Somebody slowly drove by my apartment around 3am this morning blasting not rap, not rock, but organ music. I’m pretty sure it was the Phantom of the Opera.
Sometimes all you need is an empty place – for farting.
Sometimes I forget how I did things without a smart phone like get directions, find recipes or have insomnia.
sometimes, not remembering may be the better.
Sometimes? Late at night? I rearrange traffic signs. People need to be challenged.
Sorry for what I said before I had my coffee.
Sorry… I’m not Rihanna. I don’t love the way you lie.
Start living life before you’re old.
Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.
status: I can’t log into Facebook
One day a chicken crossed the road and met james bond and said whats your name?? ….bond james bond… whats yours??..ken chick ken!
One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
One-thing horror movies have helped me realize is that as a parent, you definitely want to avoid having demonic children
Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that
Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.
Others Insult and Wife always looks good.
Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.
Our generation doesn’t ring the doorbell…we text or call to say we’re outside… ?
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Live your life without worrying about your age.
Lock your vehicle and then trust GOD.
Loneliness is better than bad company.
Longer titles means stressful jobs.
Looking at people’s mutual friends and saying “OMG HOW DO YOU KNOW THEM”
Love’s nothing for a tennis player.
Mah Attitude.
Mah style… Mah ATtitude!
Maintaining a ‘Take it easy’ attitude can do wonders to your life.
Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married. Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
Me and my wife are inseparable. Sometimes, it takes three or four people to pull us apart.
Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.
It’s so cold outside, I actually saw a gangster pull his pants up.
I’ve yet to meet a woman who got pregnant from swallowing.
Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…(hindi)
Just be who you are… Not who the world wants you to be.
Just because I don’t care, doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
Just because I find you attractive doesn’t mean I like you
Just look at the image which I show you and not the complete gallery.
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn’t that be an even number?
Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
Just wanted to let you know that you are my BFBFF… Best Facebook Friend Forever..
Kidnapping? I prefer the term “surprise adoption”.
Kindergarten lied to me: I expected crayons to be a much larger part of daily adult life.
kissing a girl and may or may not be liking it.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP
If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don’t eat it: It’s probably poison.
If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become Sunny Deol: P: D: P: D
If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
If they have an Ice Cream Truck for kids, why don’t that have a Beer Truck for adults?
If things around you don’t change, change the thing you’re around.
If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
If you can’t stop the waves
If you can’t Change a Girl…..Change the Girl.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
I survived 15 years without Internet but now it’s hard to survive 15 seconds waiting for a page to load.
I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.
I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos. ?
I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
I think my iPhone is not working
I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.
I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet.
Follow your dreams. Unless it’s a person. ..apparently they call THAT stalking.
For a badminton player, love’s nothing.
For years I thought hitchhikers were just complimenting my driving.
For years, I thought I was allergic to hot chocolate because every time I drank it, I got a stabbing pain in my left eye. The doctor was baffled, so he had me drink hot chocolate. “Ah, there’s the problem!” he said. “You’re forgetting to take the spoon out.”
For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember.. that’s where the knives are kept.
forcing my dog to learn how to Google.
Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.
Funny whatsapp status ideas – Love may be blind but neighbors aren’t… Be careful.
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Girl, you better have a license, coz you are driving me crazy!
Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.
Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
Girls spend the first 10 years of their lifes playing with barbies. The next 10 years of their lifes they try to look like one. (;
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Go get some work done instead of looking at my funny whatsapp status messages.
Go… Sweat it out
God is really creative, I mean…just look at me ?
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