Funny Quotes and Sayings
Don’t think of urslf
as n ugly person.
Think of urself
as a beautiful monkey.
Al my lyf I thought
air was free…
until I Bought a
bag of chips.
Nvr get jealous
whn u see
ur X with
some1 else, bcoz
our parents
taught us to give our used
toys to the
less fortune
Wise man TALK bcoz
they hve smethng 2 say;
Fools, bcoz they hve 2 say smethng.
At nyt.
I cn’t sleep.
In d morning,
I cn’t wake up.
3 am phone call…
“hey r u asleep??”
…..”No I am Skydiving”..
Its funny how whn
I’m loud, people tell
me 2 be Quite,
but whn I’m Quite,
people ask me whts
wrong with me.
Wi-Fi went down for 5 mins,
so i had 2 tlk 2 my family.
They seem lyk nice people.
My frnd thnk he’s smart,
he said Onions r d only food
tht make u cry.
So I threw a Coconut at his face.
Laughter is d bst medicine.
But, if u’re laughing without any
rsn, u need medicine.
Lyf is short.
Smile while u
stil hve teeth.
Thnks 2 facebook.
I now know
wht every1’s
bathroom looks like!
The
“EARTH”
without
“ART”
is
jst
“eh..”
The secrt of enjyng
a gud wine
1. Open d bottle 2 allow it 2 breathe.
2. If it don’t look like it’s breathng
gve it mouth-2-mouth.
Funny Quotes and Sayings